Bomb Shelter

“Anna, that’s cheating,” Lana said.

“No, it’s not!”

“Girls, dinner’s ready,” Lana and Anna’s mom, Miriah said.

“Coming.”

After eating dinner Lana and Anna went to bed and got ready for school the next day. Miriah walked over to the girls’ room and got them up. “Girls, school time.”

“Ughhh,” Lana moaned while Anna sprung out of bed and got ready for school.

Lana and Anna were eating breakfast when there was a knock on the door. “I’ll get it,” Lana said with a grim look on her face.

“Hello, I’m Kevin. I work for Easy Joffrey and I see that you have made some recent purchases.”

“Umm, hi? I’m Lana, would you like me to get my mom?”

“That won’t be necessary. Just give her this.” Kevin handed Lana a small cardboard box that was surprisingly heavy for its size.

Lana walked back to the table and continued eating breakfast. “Mom, a man came to the door and gave me a box. He said it was for you.”

“Where is it?” Miriah asked.

“By the door.”

Miriah walked over to the door and picked up the box. “So what is it?” Anna asked.

“Umm,” Miriah said as she opened the box, “Oh, it’s a metal ball?”

“Why did you get metal ball?” Lana asked.

“I don’t know. Anyway, time for school girls.”

Lana and Anna rode the bus to school. On the way a kid named Flipper Paste kicked Anna’s backpack to the back of the bus. “What was that for?!” Anna said as she went to get her backpack.

While Anna was getting her pack, her friend named Alex got up and threw Flipper to the ground and kicked his side. After hearing all the ruckus the bus driver turned around and slammed on the brakes.

“NOT ON MY BUS! Alex. Flipper. I’m calling your parents.”

They continued driving to school. When they got there, Flipper’s mom and Alex’s dad were there. The day went on and when school was over Anna and  Lana went home. When they got home they put their stuff away and went to play. “What game do ya wanna play?” Lana asked.

“Let’s play hide and seek. You hide first.”

“1,2,3,” and so on Anna counted.

Lana ran into the basement and hid behind a couch that was by an old bookshelf. Anna came running down the stairs into the basement and accidentally slipped on a piece of cardboard. She flew at the bookshelf falling on it. When the bookshelf collapsed, it opened up a secret door. “Oh, my god, Anna. Are you oka-” Lana was cut off when she saw the door that was behind the shelf.

Anna got up and asked, “Should we tell Mom?”

“We should later. I wanna see what’s down there first.”

The girls opened the door and it revealed a giant, rusty staircase. They went down. At the bottom, they saw three long corridors. “Which one should we go down?” Anna asked with a scared look on her face.

“Umm, this one.” Lana said as she proceeded down it.

They walked for a little while until they reached another door. They opened the door and it revealed a room with guns in it and human bones. For about four seconds  Anna stood there. Then she bolted towards the stairs, but she ran so fast that she left Lana behind.

“ANNA, WAIT FOR ME!”

Anna didn’t pay attention. She kept running but the corridor seemed longer that it did when they were walking through it the first time. Anna stopped for a second and waited for Lana. When Lana finally caught up with Anna, she asked, “Are we lost? The tunnel seems longer.”

“Oh, my god. Please. PLEASE! Don’t let us be lost.”

It took them about twenty minutes to find their way back out. “Anna, we should go back down there and actually be prepared this time.”

“I’m down for that, but not today, tomorrow, after school.”

So the next day they went back down prepared this time. Lana even had a knife. They walked around in the tunnels again but this time they left a trail of rope behind them. They were walking when Anna noticed something in the wall.    She took out a hammer and chipped it out of the wall; it was gold. “Lana, does this look like gold to you?”

“Where did you just find that?”

“It was in the wall just sitting there.”

“GGRRRRGGGG,” a creepy noise came from down the hall where they were going.

“What was that?!” they both asked.

Off in the distance, a creature with long arms that was completely bald came running at them.

“AHHHHHH!” they screamed.

They were running back to the house when suddenly the monster grabbed Anna and bit her left arm off. “AHHHH! LANA, HELP ME!”

Lana took out a long knife and stabbed the creature in the heart. It dropped Anna and ran away. Lana picked up Anna and ran back to the house. When they got back to the house, Lana slammed the door and yelled for her mom. When Miriah saw what happened, she immediately took them to the hospital. Anna had her wound stitched up and fixed while Lana was calling the police telling them what happened.

The doctor gave Anna a metal arm since she didn’t have one. When the police arrived, they asked for Lana. Lana stood up and told them what happened.

“Wait, what took her arm?” the police asked.

“ I can show you if you come to my house.”

“Kid, we don’t have time for this nonsense.”

“But, please, you have to believe me. Just come check it out.”

“Fine, get in the squad car and tell us where to go.”

Lana gave Anna a kiss on her head and went out to the car. They drove to Mariah’s house and when they got there, one of the policemen said to Lana, “Kid, you have to stay in the car just in case something happens.”

“Fine.”

The policemen got out of the car and went into the basement, found the door and went down. When they got to the bottom, they saw the rope so they followed it. On the way following the rope, they saw blood and more blood until they found Anna’s arm. “Oh, my god,” one of the officers said.

Suddenly green gas came out of the walls. “What is that?”

One of the police started to choke. Then another and then another until they all were on the floor almost dead. Their bodies started to turn green. Then they got up and started to walk back to the car Lana was in.

When Lana saw them coming, she started to freak out because they all were green. They started to break the windows on the car and try to get to her. She shot one with a handgun then broke out of the car. She ran into her house and locked the door. It didn’t matter though, they broke through the door so she grabbed the metal ball from by the door and pounded their heads in. After all this she ended up locking the door to the tunnel and putting a different bookshelf in front of it.
She waited at the house for someone to come home and, when they did, she told them what happened. After this, they moved out and got a new house.

AlCapone Does My Shirts Book

AL Capone Does My Shirts by Gennifer Choldenko. I would rate this book 6/10.

Moose Flanagan has recently moved to Alcatraz and is having a hard time fitting in and making friends. Moose doesn’t like it on Alcatraz but he goes with it. He lives with his sister Natalie, his mother and his father, Cam. Moose is the “good” child in the story. His sister Natalie is a good too but she doesn’t really do anything because she has a disease called “Asperger’s”.

Moose’s mom is demanding and pretty much only cares about Natalie. She yells at Moose throughout the book for just saying the littlest things to Natalie–like the time Moose’s friends were over, his mom told him to “Get them out of here.” Moose tried to explain, “Mom, it’s—”

“I won’t have her made a spectacle of.”

“It’s not really like that. They like her,” I say.

“NOW, Moose!” It would be hard to try and keep friends if your mom was like this, poor Moose.
Like Moose’s mom, my favorite character in this book is probably Natalie because she has a disease and she’s good with numbers so if she were in my family she could help me with my math.

The Unicorn, The Monkey And the Potato

Once there was a unicorn named Ricky Bobby. Ricky was walking in the jungle one day when he looked up and a banana got pierced right on the tip of his horn. “Get out of my house or I’ll throw poop at you!” yelled the monkey.

“I don’t mean any harm,” Ricky politely said to the monkey.

The monkey didn’t care and threw a giant sack of banana peels at him.

“Fine, if you want to play the mean game then we can!” Ricky yelled at the monkey before he shot rainbow dirt out of his horn.

“WAIT!” the monkey yelled.

“We got off on a bad foot. I’m sorry. Let me introduce myself, I’m Shabalab.”

“Well then, Shabalab,” Ricky impolitely said.

Suddenly out of nowhere a potato popped out of the ground  “Hi, I’m a potato and my name is Frappuccino!” the potato yelled in a fast and childlike voice.

The potato scared Ricky so bad that Ricky shot half of Frappuccinos body off with his magical horn powers and made it into french fries. “OW, YOU SON OF A *!#^@,” Frappuccino yelled at Ricky.

“OH, MY GOD, I’M SORRY!” Ricky yelled as he healed Frappuccino with his horn.

Shabalab was just sitting there the entire time this happened. “I was just saying my name. You didn’t have to shoot me.”

“You scared me. I’m sorry, my name is Ricky. Ricky Bobby.”

“Uhhm, what’s that sound?” Shabalab asked while looking around for the source for the noise.

“GIVE US BACK OUR POTATO OR BE DESTROYED!!!” a person from in a giant spaceship yelled.

“NO, I’LL NEVER GO BACK!” yelled Frappuccino at the spaceship.
TO BE CONTINUED-

My SuperPower

If I had a superpower of my choice, it would be the power to choose whatever power I wanted just by thought (shape shifting). If I had this as a superpower, I would rob places, and get my revenge on people. I would be a super villain. Rather than trying to save people or help them I would do what I want and if someone tried to stop me I would crush them. I would also take every cat in the world and make a kingdom of cats.

The first thing I would do is get my revenge on everyone who has ever made me mad. I would get my revenge on people I hate most by taking my hand and turning it into a steak knife and cutting their chests open, but not to where it would kill them just to where it would cut them but not too deep. Next I would take salt and pepper and pour it all up and down in their cuts and let it set. then I would sew their chests back up and make them live like that until they die. I might do worse than that but I’m not going to write about that.

The first store I would rob would probably be GameStop and take everything. Next I would probably rob a bank. If there were cops outside, then I would take a piece of metal and morph it into a giant spiked ball and throw it at them. Or I would just absorb their lives or bullets and light them on fire. Next I would rob a candy store, preferably a giant one like the one in the mall but it doesn’t matter that much. It would be easiest if I just turned invisible, grabbed what I wanted and left. The problem with going invisible is that it’s not as fun and you don’t get to fight anybody but it would still be funny to see what the people would do if things just started disappearing.

To make a GIANT house for cats I would take wood from mills and things and start building a house. The house would be at least six stories tall and 200 feet long on each level. The house would have giant sandboxes for the cats to go to the bathroom.There would be scratching posts so their nails didn’t get too long. On every floor there would be at least a 20 by 20 sleeping zone for the cats. To get to each different floor, there would be slanted wood boards covered with carpet. On every odd floor there would be bowls of water to drink out of and on every even floor there would be a natural hunting zone and bowls of food so they could hunt if they wanted. Outside there would be a 300 by 400 foot long zone for all the cats to run around, play, climb trees and stuff. A giant vet would be on the back of the building so the cats could go there if they got hurt or something. Since it would take forever for me to build this by myself I would take people from their families and force them to do work. If they didn’t, I would punish them by making them clean the litter boxes. If they didn’t do that then I would let them be a scratch toy for the cats.

And lastly, I would probably become a potato and, when someone tried to eat me, I would become a giant monster and scare the hell out of them. I would do this because It would be the funniest thing ever and I would probably put it on YouTube.

I think this would be the best superpower ever because of these reasons and more. If I had this power, I would probably do all the things (maybe not the second one) but over all it would be hilarious and fun.

CandyLand

Once upon a time there was a world called Zartan. Zartan was completely made up of candy and a little bit of healthy food. Trees were candy canes, roads were chocolate, rocks were chocolate rocks or rock candy and lots of more delicious candy. But there was a problem, all the people were getting fat because there was no healthy food for them to eat, except for China. China was all good food. Lee and his daughter Clementine were out on a walk to Clementine’s school in Georgia. “Daddy, why is the world made of candy?” Clementine asked.

“Well, people say it’s because a young boy named Zartan was at a garage sale and he bought a genie lamp. When he got home, he rubbed it and a genie appeared. the genie asked Zartan for his wish. He wished for the planet to be called Zartan and be made entirely of candy except for one continent. But there’s many different stories of how Zartan became Zartan.”

When Clementine arrived at school, she kissed her dad goodbye and went off to class. “Good morning class. today we will be learning about the solar system,” said Carlos their teacher.

“Does anyone know how the solar system works?” Carlos asked.

Sarah, Clementine’s friend raised her hand. “The solar system works by all the planets circling the sun,” Sarah said before she was cut off by Omeet yelling at a bee.

“GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU ANIMAL!!!” Omeet screeched at a bee.

Omeet kept yelling at the bee until Carlos crushed it with a candy cane hammer. “Now, back to class,” Carlos said while looking Omeet in the eye.

~Meanwhile~ Lee was taking a walk with his new girlfriend Jessica. Jessica had a daughter named Cow. Jessica was telling Lee how once she beat Cow with a baseball bat when a car drove by.the people in the car threw chocolate eggs at Lee and Jessica. “I’LL GET YOU DARN TEENAGERS ONE DAY!” Lee yelled at the teens.

“Who were they?” Jessica asked.

“Just some annoying teenagers. When I walk around here I see them alot.”

Jessica continued with her stories until they arrived at her house. “Wanna meet up on Tuesday?” Lee asked.

“Sure.”

Jessica went into her apartment, while Lee started walking to his house. When Lee got home he looked at his clock.it was almost time for him to pick up Clementine.he rushed around his house looking for his car keys. “Where are they? WHERE ARE YOU HIDING KEYS!”

He had to look for about five minutes until he checked his jacket pockets. When he checked his pockets he just stared blankly at a wall and realized that his keys were in his pockets. He rushed out to his car and started to drive to Clem’s school. About two thirds of the way to the school a chocolate quail flew in front of Lee’s car and smeared red jelly all over the window. When Lee finally got to the school he went straight to Clem’s class and greeted her at the doorway. “Hey Clem, ummm… why is uhh?” Lee said to Clementine.

“What, dad?”

“It’s just, well, your teacher is as round as a elephant.”

Clementine looked back at her teacher, “Yeah, I guess she could work out more.”

“Yeah, well anyway,” Lee said.

Lee walked Clementine back to their car and drove home. When they got home Clem went to her room to play video games. Lee stayed downstairs and turned on the TV.

“Breaking news with Austin Orange; Hello everybody, Austin here. There have been large reports of people stopping working out and getting fatter, here is what one of our local residents has to say.”

“Hello, my name is Handy MC. Poophead and I think that we don’t need to work out anymore, It’s just not worth it were surrounded by candy how are we supposed to resist?”

“Thank you, Mr. Poophead. Now to you, Jen,” Austin said.

“Ugh, it’s just getting worst everyday,” Lee said as he listened to the news reporters.

Lee watched TV for a little while more? Then he and Clem went to bed. They woke up the next morning to the sound of crunching? “What’s that sound?” Lee thought to himself.

Lee walked to Clem’s room to see if she was sleeping? She was still sleeping. He walked downstairs and opened the front door. When he opened the door, he saw that the street was completely ruined and chewed up.

“Graaaaaag,” a strange noise came from inside Lee’s house.

“CLEM?” Lee shouted for Clementine.

“DADDY!”

Lee ran inside and grabbed a candy cane baseball bat from by his door and ran to Clem’s room. When Lee got to the hall before Clem’s room, he found a giant candy blob. Lee swung the bat as hard as he could at the blob’s stomach. Instead of the bat damaging the blob, it was sucked into the blob and became part of it. Lee ran to Clementine, grabbed her, broke her window and jumped out into a chocolate milk puddle.

“What was that?!” Clementine asked in fear.

“I don’t know, but it might have something to do with the street being gone.”

The blob went out the window after them but it splattered on the ground. “Come on let’s go,” Lee said before any more blobs could come.

They ran for a while without talking until Clem asked where they were going. Lee didn’t answer her; he just kept on running. They stopped running when they reached the church. They stopped at the church because they couldn’t go any further. The ground was splitting the church in half. The ground made a gaping hole between Lee and Clem. “Dad!”

“It’s going to be okay, Clem. Don’t worry.”

Water slowly started to rise from the depths of the giant ravine. Since they have never seen water before it scared them. Right before it reached Clementine the piece of land she was on sank quickly into the ravine. Lee jumped down after Clem and landed in the water. They kept sinking and sinking until it started to get really hot and the water started to bubble. “Dad, what’s happening?”

“I don’t know I’ve never seen such a clear liquid.”

The wall started to crack and lava started to pour out. When the lava reached the water it sizzled and crackled. The lava kept pouring until it filled the pit, the lava mixed with human souls and water made a tree grow and more trees kept on growing until the planet became what it is today.

My Favorite Vacation

The best vacation I have ever gone on is when I went snowboarding.  I went snowboarding for three to four days, I can’t remember, and went to a museum for one. I spent the time on this trip staying in a rental house in Bend.

On the first day, we got there (we got there pretty late at night) we just unpacked and looked around. On the second day we went to Mt. Bachelor and went inner tubing. Inner tubing was really fun, besides the waiting in line. When we went inner tubing, there was a dad and a kid going down the hill and they went so fast, they broke the orange net fencing and almost flew into the parking lot.

On the second day, we went snowboarding for the first time. My teacher was my aunt. She was a really good teacher for me but not as much for Wyatt. We practiced and fell, a lot, but after a while we went down a small easy hill. I did okay when we went down the same with my dad but Wyatt wasn’t that good and fell on his butt a lot. At this point, I was hyped up and wanted to go down again, so we did, same thing again, and pretty much every time we went down–Wyatt falling and I and my dad falling a lot less. When we got home after that, Wyatt and I sat in the hot tub for a while then went to bed.

On the third day, Wyatt didn’t go down the course or go boarding at all. Wyatt’s back was too sore to go down. But my sister also arrived that day too so there was a good thing. We spent the day snowboarding and that’s about it.

On the fourth day, we went to a museum. There were birds, spiders, snakes and a lot of other things. My favorite part of the museum was probably the giant eagle or the cute porcupine. At one point, there was a fishing thing and Wyatt immediately said, “We’re going to that,” Since my sister and I don’t like fishing, we went to the gift shop to look at things.

The next day we went to the mountain again and went snowboarding. Then we went home. I can’t wait to go snowboarding again. This had to be the best trip I’ve ever gone on.

My Favorite Field Trip

The best field trip I’ve ever gone on at this school is definitely the end of the year field trip when we went to Ben’s house.

Ben’s house was fun because it was in the middle of nowhere on a mountain with snow. It was a three mile hike to get there house and about a four mile and a half to get to the really snowy part of the mountain. We were at Ben’s house for three days and two days at Ben’s friend’s house. We were at Ben’s friend’s house for the first day and the last day and Ben’s house in between . The best part of the trip was the day when we hiked to the top of the mountain. Miriah, Jessica, my dad and I hiked most of the way but stopped at a dry spot in the snow. Miriah and I tried to make a snow cave but it collapsed. We made a little fire in the dry spot. It surprisingly stayed going and was warm.

The only bad part were when we were on the mountain and I was wearing tennis shoes; it was snowy out. It was fine for a while until we got a ways up. my feet started to get cold and I looked down to see that the bottom of my pants was soaking wet. My shoes were full of water. That’s part of the reason that we stopped and made the fire.

Another part that was very annoying and sucked was when Malachi and I were supposed to get water from the stream below Ben’s house. When the tank was full, I tried to carry it across the stream, but I realized I couldn’t make it across without help. I looked up and asked for Malachi’s help, but nope, he was running back to the house. That’s when I fell into the ice cold water and nearly froze but I managed to get back to the house.

Ben’s house had two stories. To get to the second floor, you had to climb up a ladder. On the second floor was where the kids usually stayed and, when we weren’t there, we were outside doing work or hiking. At Ben’s friend’s house we mostly hung out in Miriah’s room. Miriah brought balloons to Ben’s house and his friend’s house, let’s just say a lot of balloons were popped.

Even though I fell in a freezing cold creek and froze my feet, this was still definitely the best field trip I’ve went on.

My favorite sweets

Sugar is one of the most addicting things while also tasting delicious. Skittles are one of my favorite sugar products along with ice-cream and hard candy.

Skittles are made of hard sugar shells which carry the letter S. The inside is mainly sugar, corn syrup, and hydrogenated palm kernel oil along with fruit juice, citric acid, and natural and artificial flavors. The confectionery has been sold in a variety of flavor collections, such as Tropical and Wild Berry.

My favorite flavor of Skittles are the pink ones. The pink ones are flavored milkshake in the desert pack of Skittles. The dessert pack is probably my favorite type of Skittles pack. The first time I ate a dessert flavored pack was when I was coming back from the end of the year trip in 2015.

The sour pack is probably the grossest pack to me.The packet color is green. Green apple is my least favorite flavor in the sour pack. Lemon and Orange are the sourest Skittles in the sour packet.

Ice-cream is another one of my favorite kinds of sweets. My favorite kind is Mint Chocolate Chip. I like Mint Chocolate Chip because I like mint and chocolate. Also, it smells nice. Another type of ice-cream I like is the kind where it has Reeses Peanut Butter Cups in it. Most of the time I like the kind with Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups in it unless it has nuts in it or dark chocolate.

I like most kinds of ice-cream unless it has nuts or fruit or is coffee flavored. My least favorite kind of ice-cream is probably coffee. I don’t like ice-cream with fruit in it because, if it’s strawberries, the seeds get stuck in my teeth. I just don’t really like fruit that much anyway.

I  like hard candy because it lasts for a while unlike chocolate and ice-cream which melts. I like most hard candy like Jolly Ranchers jaw breakers and rock candy. Once I had a giant jaw breaker that could barely fit in my mouth, I don’t know what happened to it but I fell asleep while I was in a car and, when I woke up, it was gone. My favorite flavor of Jolly Ranchers is raspberry, I mostly like Jolly Ranchers besides when they are super sticky and they stick to my teeth. I like rock candy because it looks like a crystal. It is shiny and tastes good. My favorite flavor of rock candy is orange mainly because it’s the only flavor I can remember ever eating. There is a kind of hard candy I really don’t like, it’s the rainbow rod looking candy sticks. They taste horrible and they are really gray under the rainbow paint like the episode of SpongeBob where they make the GMO Krabby Patties.
After writing about all this, it makes me really want to eat candy. I think I have a major addiction. I know candy is really bad for you but it tastes so good…except for the rainbow rod ones. Those are disgusting.

Christmas Story

Harold was walking around his neighborhood one day and saw a garage sale from his neighbor Bob. He went to Bob’s yard sale and shopped for a bit. After a while Harold found a thing that looked kind of like a genie lamp. He bought the lamp and brought it home. He rubbed it with his hands for a while to see if it would work. It didn’t.

In the middle of the night Harold woke up and heard a noise in the kitchen. He went to see what it was and it was the genie lamp shaking and glowing in gold. The lamp started to make a noise. “FFFFRRRRKKKKKKKKK CRACK!” the lamp exploded!

The lamp fell on the ground and blue air started to slowly come out. The blue air started to form a wisp-like figure which whispered in a lispy voice “What is your wishh?”

Harold softly said, “I wish for it to be Christmas everyday.”

“Whishhh granted, you will wake up tomorrow with your wish granted,” the genie said, then vanished into nothing. Harold went to bed and woke up the next morning to Christmas.

DAY 1

Harold was only ten at the time so he still lived with his mom and dad, he had two sisters and one brother. His sisters’ names were Cake and Cheesepuff. His brother’s name was Albin. The sisters were twins. They were both 13. Albin was 12.

“Merry Christmas,” their father Tom and mother Dolores said.

They opened presents, ate food for the day and did normal things families would do for Christmas.

DAY 2

For day two Cake and Cheesepuff got matching sweaters, Albin got a BB Gun, they did normal things for the rest of the day again.

DAY 3

Day three was really exciting for Harold, he got a huge flatscreen TV, but besides that everyone else didn’t really care, and weren’t in the spirit.

DAY 15

“Ughh, this is soooo boring, we keep getting the same stuff,” said Cake

“Yeah I know right,” Cheesepuff complained about with Cake.

“Why do we keep doing this?” Albin asked

Even Harold was bored.

DAY 28

“We should start selling things, there’s just too much stuff,” Dolores said.

“I think your mother’s right,” Tom said while getting a pile of things to give away or sell.

“Fine,” all the children said.

DAY 49

The night before day 50 of Christmas Harold wished for a Genie lamp so he could wish for it to go back to normal and stop everyday from being Christmas.

DAY 103

Harold was looking through his presents on day 103, he finally got his Genie lamp in one of his presents. “Mom, I’ll be right back,” Harold said as he went to his room.

Harold rubbed the lamp and waited for the Genie. I took about 10 minutes for the Genie to appear. “What is your wishh?”

“I wish for it to stop being Christmas every day!”

“Wishh granted, when today is over Christmas will stop and all will return to normal.”

Harold woke up the next day to everything being normal. He was so happy it wasn’t christmas anymore, but what he didn’t remember was that they were potatoes not people and were getting ready to go in a stew.

Nuggetface #4

Nuggetface got kids by kidnapping them but he called it “surprise adoption.” When Nugget “adopted” Sam and Azul they were only 3 and 1. Now Sam is 8 and Azul is 6.

“Kids come here!” Nuggetface whispered to his kids.

“Okay, Daddy!”  Sam and Azul said.

Nugget and his kids were out taking people gifts on Christmas night. They just got to a really rich person’s house. It was an all pink house, about five stories tall and had a Barbie car.

“Okay, kids, let me show you the basics,”

“Okay, Dad, but when do we get to go in with you?” asked Sam

“Soon, kids… soon, stay here while I go in,” Nugget said

Nuggetface found a ladder and set it carefully on the roof trying not to wake up the family. Nugget climbed up the ladder and onto the roof, he looked down the chimney to see if there was a fire. there wasn’t. He slowly went down the chimney being careful not to slip, when he got to the bottom he saw the tree about 10 feet to the right of the fireplace.

“Yes!” Nuggetface whispered  softly.

Nuggetface moved carefully out of the fireplace and toward the tree. he took the presents and stuffed them into a black trash bag. When the trash bag was full, he took it up the chimney and onto the roof. he threw the bag down to his kids for them to sift through for things they should keep and sell.

There was still presents so he went back down with another trash bag to get more presents. When he got to the bottom of the chimney, there was a woman with a baseball bat at the bottom with a name tag that said “Marian”.

“Hi there…Marian,”

“What do you think you’re doing?”

“Umm taking your stuff…?”

“I don’t think so!”

Marian started to beat Nuggetface with the baseball bat over and over and over again until he was pretty much completely purple.

“OKAY, OKAY! I’LL LEAVE!!!” Nuggetface cried out.

“AND NEVER COME BACK!” Marian shouted at him as he went up her chimney.

When Nugget got to the roof, he jumped off into the snow on the ground.

“Dad, what happened in there?” Sam asked.

“Let’s not talk about that. you guys got everything separated?”

“Yup,” Azul said with a smile on his face.

“Where is it all then?”

Sam led Nugget to a tiny hole they had dug and stuck all the presents.

“I’m proud of you kids. NOW FEED ME!” Nuggetface said happily.

“So, Dad, can we go in with you next Christmas?” Azul asked

“Sure, why not? more people, more stuff,” Nugget said.

The next day they sold most of the stuff and bought jars of snot for days.